Tuesday, November 10, 2009

1:59PM

Hmm, so I'm 75% convinced that this 2PM comeback sans Jaebum is just a ruse to get people to realize Jaebum needs to return ASAP to save Kpop. Hahahhaaha. But seriously, their new album and music video SUCK ASS. I think JYP Entertainment is holding back the good stuff until Jaebum returns so 2PM can have their grand "real" comeback and blow everyone away AND MAKE TONS OF MONEY. GREATEST MARKETING STRATEGY EVER. hahahaaa.
Because there is no way a meticulous producer like JYP would ever let this shit be a legitimate comeback single.

I mean, really. Can that even be considered a song?
It's a total F YOU to the people who wanted Jaebum out. JYPE is just milking the drama for what it's worth. and good for them, too. (He's also appealing to the many others who want Jaebum back with the album title 1:59PM.)
But it would be nice to get that other 25% assurance that Jaebum will return and that that new album will kick some serious butt.
Also, Taec- honey, you are gorgeous and silly and funny but ... let's leave the real rapping to ... oh wait, the actual rapper has been basically exiled to America...
And poor Nickhun and Junho are forced to have mini ponytails on the top of their heads while somehow acting like they're crying to death...
gah. see? Everything goes wrong!
Jaebum was the best, well-rounded performer in the band (main rapper, main dancer, vocals) and entirely deserving of his position as leader. Without him, everyone's flaws are so glaringly obvious. 2PM was never the best band with the best songs ever, but Jaebum brought out the best in all his bandmates including talent and charisma.
I'm just going to wait until he comes back and pretend this never happened.

2 comments:

jso said...

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
I truly hope JYP has all this in mind though.
Sometimes I wonder if we think too highly of him. I never thought of this being the explanation of an ugly video, horrible song, and a lacking performance in the video. If that is really how it was planned and what it's supposed to be, that is truly genius. Amazing.

Yes, I'm in the process of pretending this never happened because I KNOW that he's coming back =D

Great analysis! A big A+ for you!

woozysoozy said...

Puahahaa duuude, I should start my own entertainment business and fuck around with fangirls' heads while makin a lotta money! If this is not part of JYP's plan, pshhh, I make a better CEO ~! ;)